I know some people aren’t big fans of guns, but I like guns… and chocolate so this is sweet to me. Get it? cause chocolate is sweet… HA! Anyway, the chocolate guns, chocolate bullets, and chocolate grenades from ChocolateWeapons.com will let you satisfy your sweet tooth, while letting you still think you’re a bad-ass. Read More
With products like Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn, Bacon-Flavored Popcorn, and even Tactical Bacon we have to ask: Why didn’t someone think of this before? Who’s Your Daddy Bacon Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what you’d expect — a delicious combination of potato chips and bacon. They are handmade from high-quality potatoes and cooked with a proprietary blend of “bacony goodness,” only those with the strongest of wills are able to keep from eating the whole bag.
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I like caramel corn and I like bacon so put these two together and I think I’m in heaven. Who wants to buy me some Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn? ($35/2 lbs.)
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Brent from blaccessorize.us and I are big fans of hot sauce and are always trying to get our hands on new ones. Here’s one I can’t wait to try, Jail House Fire Hot Sauce ($7). Why’s it’s call Jail House? Because it was created by the inmates at the Hillsborough County Jail in Tampa, FL, thats why! It comes in three intense flavors – Original, made from a recipe of peppers and spices, the chipotle-based Smoke, and No Escape, the prisoners’ hottest creation yet. In addition, all profits go to support equipment and supplies for inmate programs.
I wonder how many people were shanked in the process of making this?
Whether it’s a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that’s left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you’ll be able to hold off on eating it.
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It’s no secret that I’m not a vegetarian so when I hear “Meat Bible” my ears perk up. Lobel’s Meat Bible ($27), written by the Lobel family of master butchers is a 320-page epicurean excursion that includes extensive information on beef, pork, lamb, rabbit, poultry, veal, and more. There are explanations of texture, flavor, and contents, and more than 150 recipes from various cuisines and origins.
Dammit, now my mouth is watering.
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Summer sausage is a must have at your playoffs/Super Bowl part. Someone else understands that too. Feast your eyes on the Football Sausage ($26). This tasty summer sausage is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory fires and then shaped authentically into a football, complete with lacing and stitches.
Look at that, we even gave you time to order it before the big day. Make sure to check out the Super Bowl ad sneak peeks too.
Cheese Jerky is mozzarella string cheese with beef jerky bits mixed in for extra deliciousness. Maybe those Wisconsin people aren’t so bad after all…
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If I had only seen this before I bought my dad’s Christmas gift. Tabasco Personalized Gallon Jugs ($45) could be the greatest gifts for the spice freaks in your life. You can get it in chipotle, green, habanero, garlic, and original flavors, each jug comes with the recipient’s name (up to 20 characters) printed on the label, making it way more personal than the cases of smaller bottles available at the local warehouse club.
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