We’ve seen our fair share of things on Etsy.com that aren’t the greatest ideas.  In fact, there is an entire site dedicated to them… Regretsy.com.  However dear friends, when you mix delicious milk chocolate, creamy all natural peanut butter and applewood smoked bacon you are far from tragedy.  You have possibly one of the greatest creations ever.  Did we mention it had Bacon?

So how much will these 4″ diameter, 6oz Peanut Button Bacon Cups set you back?  You may assume a small fortune for a treasure like this but you’ld be wrong.  You get two of these giants for $13.  Check please!

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Those damn Yankee’s fans!  I love this though…  Kim Jones is showing off some of the things you can find and the new Twins ballpark, Pork Chop on a Stick.

Update: Sorry the new video sucks but the YES Network took down the original.

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This takes it a little further than the 5 second rule but they mention bacon so it has to be right.

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With products like Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn, Bacon-Flavored Popcorn, and even Tactical Bacon we have to ask: Why didn’t someone think of this before? Who’s Your Daddy Bacon Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what you’d expect — a delicious combination of potato chips and bacon.   They are handmade from high-quality potatoes and cooked with a proprietary blend of “bacony goodness,” only those with the strongest of wills are able to keep from eating the whole bag.

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I like caramel corn and I like bacon so put these two together and I think I’m in heaven.  Who wants to buy me some  Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn? ($35/2 lbs.)

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Whether it’s a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that’s left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you’ll be able to hold off on eating it.

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It’s no secret that I’m not a vegetarian so when I hear “Meat Bible” my ears perk up. Lobel’s Meat Bible ($27), written by the Lobel family of master butchers is a 320-page epicurean excursion that includes extensive information on beef, pork, lamb, rabbit, poultry, veal, and more.  There are  explanations of texture, flavor, and contents, and more than 150 recipes from various cuisines and origins.

Dammit, now my mouth is watering.

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Summer sausage is a must have at your playoffs/Super Bowl part.  Someone else understands that too.  Feast your eyes on the Football Sausage ($26).  This tasty summer sausage is made from fresh beef and pork, cured and slowly smoked over hickory fires and then shaped authentically into a football, complete with lacing and stitches.

Look at that, we even gave you time to order it before the big day.  Make sure to check out the Super Bowl ad sneak peeks too.

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So lets paint a picture… You’re cooking bacon.  Why bacon? Because it’s awesome, of course. Moving on…  You reach into the pan to flip that amazing piece of meat that you should have it’s own food group and BAM!  Not only do you make a mess with the grease but you burn the hell out of your hand.  Small price to pay you say?  I beg to differ.

You need the Fusion Silicon Finger Tongs ($18).  They keep your fingers safe, their non slip and they look like hand puppets.  What more you could you want in life?

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I know that I have what some people may call an un-healthy obsession with bacon but I say they’re retarded, bacon is like manna from heaven.   To add to our All Things Bacon collection we bring you Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes).  From the same great minds that brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes this microwaveable bacon-flavored popcorn, with just the right hint of butter and outstanding real bacon taste.  So next time you want to watch a movie skip the theater and grab your favorite beer, sit down in your own recliner, and enjoy.

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