There seems to be an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. I don’t think I have that problem…
[via The Onion]
Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut.
I love The Onion
Unlike Phil, I’ve never been really big on politics. In fact, I try to avoid them like the plague. However, when you mix politics and zombies my interests are peaked. This is up their with Steph’s plan to release vampires into the prison systems for feeding.
[via The Onion]